3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon

"3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..." 

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