saradr g replied
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 635 views
Similar Jokes
Santa to Banta – Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel se bache kharab hote hai aur padhai b nai krte, maine cabel katwa diya,
Banta: Good. Ye to bahut aachi baat hai,
Santa: Ab maine dish tv laga liya hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…?
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Maalgadi..!!!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wo kon si stution hai jis me mard 15 min me thak jata hai aur aurat sochti hai karta rahe
nai pata
shoping o bhai teri soch ko salam
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota
tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati
1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya
jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja
Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly
Kidhar.?
Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aunty:” Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho..
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Beta:” Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha..:p =D =)) ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the
Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra
Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya
2sra choha bola
Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Punjabi:koi maal dikhao
Pathan:ye 3 larka hy
Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha?
Pathan: Gun nikal kO beghairat tum zina karege:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)