How many apples can u eat
Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with
empty stomach?
Sardar:4 apples.
Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd
apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko
b bataon ga,
Sardar to his frnd:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Frnd:6 apples
Sardar: O jaa yaar.. tu 4 bolda ty enna shugal
lagna c…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 705 views
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