Funny Love letter

Purany zamaney ki larki Ka Love letter.
40 k akhrot, 80 k badaam.
Pyaray Sajid ko mera Salam.
Asalam-o-alaikum:
kal aap mere peechay atay atay gir kyun gaye thy? PLEASE Aap meri kahtir CYCLE ahista chalaen, Aap kal peelay Shalwar kameez main bohat BUTIFUL lag rahay thay, waisay to pooray Muhallay may Apsa koi nahi.
Dabay me daba dabay me cake,
Mera Sajid lakhon me aik.
Please please meri khatir guttka khana chor dain,
Aj pan k cabin pe phir se milain ge.
Neeli neeli roshni kamray me band hai,
Main kiya karon mujhe Sajid pasand hai
Apki jan Kosar.
K+S

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 629 views
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