Modern basanti
Modern basanti
Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,
Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 685 views
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