Modern basanti

Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,

Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 928 views

S0me idi0t say

S0me idi0t say:

"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"

but n0b0dy knows the fact that:

"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor

Doctor Pathan Se:
Khan Sahab Tumhara 1 Gurda
Fail Ho Gaya Hy,,.,,
Pathan Bola:
Kitny Numberon Se?;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kameena Baccha.

Kameena Baccha.. :P

Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab
Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De
Do!

Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein
Nahin Aata.

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata
Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho? :-/ :-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Teacher : What comes after 69?:|
Student : Mouthwash X_X
Teacher : Get out /:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)