Hamesha Dusro Ki Madad Karo

Ek Admi Khada Apne Kaan Ko Chaabi (Key) Se Khujla Raha Tha.

Santa Ne Usko Dekha, Kuch Socha Aur Uske Pass Jake Bola

Santa: “Bhai Sahab, Agar Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe Te Pichhe Se Dhakka Laga Du?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 592 views
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