Mere Nana ne mujhse
SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1064 views
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