A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views
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Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
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Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..
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Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
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When Conductor asked for Ticket.
Sardar gave Rs.20/-
and took the ticket
and said:
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April Fool,
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Hehehe
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