Sardar ne challenge kya
Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr
India Ja Skta Hy,
Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay
Sardar Bola:
“Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 977 views
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