Miss ker rhi ho gi
Larka: Mene socha Tm Miss Kr rhi hogi, Call Krlon.
Larki: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghnte Phle ki thi Wo?
Larka:
Sorry Ghalti se dobara Tmhara Nmber Mila dia..
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