Pathan goes For job intrview

Pathan goes For job intrview…
Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?”
pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi..:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 612 views
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