Bathroom ki light kud hi jal gai

Chota Sardar:”Amma” Raat
Main Bathroom Da Darwaja
Kholiya Te Light Aapi Jal
Pae
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,
,
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AMMA,Way Haraam Diya, Tu
Fir Frej Wich Mutar Kr Ditta

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