Sardar To Sardarni:
“Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,
Main Othe Jaana Ay”…
Sardarni:
“Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gay”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Little johny

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just
before she dismissed them to go to church, “and
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not
disturb people while sleeping.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lala Muftimal Apne Bachhon Ko

Lala Muftimal Apne Bachhon Ko Bola: “Jo Dinner Nahi Khayega Usko 10 Rupaye Milenge”

Bachhon Ne Socha Aur 10 Rupaye Leke Bhukhe So Gaye.
Agle Din Subah Muftimal

Bachhon Se Bola
Muftimal: “Breakfast Usko
Milega Jo 10 Rupaye Dega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du
ya chhoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bakra ibah karr raha

Pathan eak dafa bakra zibah karr raha tha Jab zibah karnay laga
To confuse ho giya kai parhna kiya hay?
Ek lamha sochnay kai baad churi chalatay huway josh se bola
HaPpY bIrThDaY t0 u

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta papa se

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)