Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye
Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi
Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha. Santa Rikshaw
Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “ Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai ”
Banta: “ Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa
Dikhta Hai..!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 570 views
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