rani ki terha

wife tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husband: maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 852 views
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