newton law
NEWTON’S 7th LAW
“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases
Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti
beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 862 views
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