Man 1- I Notice that Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties

Man 2- No! Actually Our Telephone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 838 views

Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD

Santa's Father brought a NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things
worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best
for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Eik dost doosray se

Eik dost doosray se: Yaar mujhe cashier ki talaash hai.

Dost: Magar tum ne 1 mah pehle cashier rakah to tha.
Pehla Dost: Ussi ki hi to talaash hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband & wife are like liver

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)