Black Husband: If I die, will you remarry?

Black Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Black Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views

Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan

Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main

UMar Sharif

Nawaz Sharif

Shehbaz Sharif

HaMza Sharif

Jab k aurton Me sirf

Babra Shrif

aur

Amna Sharif

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mun mai pani aana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tiger N Tigress Were Resting Under A Tree

Tiger N Tigress Were Resting
Under A Tree.
Suddenly
A Deer Passed Very Fast.
Tigress Could Not Make Out
.&
Asked,”What Was That?”
Tiger Smiled & Said,
“FAST FOOD”… ;-> =P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)