Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 790 views

Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu banta

Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu
banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Yaar shubha se koi
Battery Low se miss call kar raha hai or No. bhi nahi aa raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to

Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga.
?

Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi-
Pappi to le lo
Pappi to le lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lectur

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine

Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine se dimag tez hota he

Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Because Of A Power Failure

Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.”

Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The Escalator For 3 Hours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)