2 Lovers plan to suicide.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl
closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never
dies.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1114 views
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