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A Boss Asks his Employee:
"Do you believe that there is Life After Death?".
Employee:
"Certainly not, there's no proof of it".
Boss: "Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you." ... xD xP
by Syeda Rohama Dilawar (few years ago!) / 767 views
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