3 Ants Saw An Elephant Comin
Wats Attitude?
3 Ants Saw An Elephant Comin.
Ant 1:
We Will Kill Him
Ant 2:
We Will Break His Leg
Ant 3:
Leave Him Dude He’s
Alone & We Are 3!
Masti @ Masti . Masti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 743 views
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