A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views

Bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?

Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: “I killed a person

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 aurat Coma main chali gai

1 aurat Coma main chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raste main janaza khambey se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

...1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhte huwe ja rahe the

lakin shohar ki zuban pe 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Classic Insult

Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..

paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..

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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,

Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D

hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)