Gadhe Ki Umeed
Ek Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?
Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai.
Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon..!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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