santa banta
Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . .
Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india” Baaki sab to videsh hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!
Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga
Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga
Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.
Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”
Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”
by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)
Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut
dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Faqeer 2 Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
Warna Mujhay 1 Aisa Khofnaak Kaam Karna Paray Ga
Jis K Khayaal Se Hi Meri Rooh Kanp Jati Hai
Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
Lady Khofzada Ho K 10 Rupay Deti Hai
Or Dartay Dartay Poochti Hai Kon Sa Kaam Baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat Mazdoori.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl kiss a 5 year boy on face & he get mark of lipstik.
Girl-oh sory U got a mark on ur face.
Boy-Kuch achha karne se agar dag lagte he,to dag to ache hwe na?..:-)
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eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
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Friend: Does he smoke?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he drink beer?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Pappu: He will be six months old next Sunday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:
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