santa banta
Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . .
Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india” Baaki sab to videsh hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1344 views
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Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi
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or
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'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.
'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'
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