SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahiMe Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 570 views
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English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kutta susu kerta hai

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte
hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar
bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam
kutte ka aaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MUNA BHAI

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

by ADNAN (few years ago!)
Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?

Pathan:
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GRAHAMBEL found

GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ansoo

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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