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Sardar

Sardar and Bomb Joke


2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Sardar Ji English Joke - Funny-jokes
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Sardar Writes An Essay On Father - Funny-jokes

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Sirdar Jee Ki Biwi - Funny-jokes

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English,

Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ?

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come ?

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly ?

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It

Sardar: Ok Now Carry On

Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja….Chup ho ja….Chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh….Bolta Rah….Bolta Reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are Dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m Selected…Bale Bale…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per

1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Nurse – “Mubarak ho

Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar apne GF kay paas jata

Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik admi party mein gay

Aik admi party mein gay aur apne family ka taruf angreze mein kuch es terah kera rahe:
I am Sardar and she is Sardarnee. He is my kid and she is my kidney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog: Sardaron ka dimagh nai hota.

Frog: Sardaron ka dimagh nai hota. Sardar: Hota hay.
Frog: Nai hota-Nai Hota-Nai Hota (& jumps in water).
Sardar:Le Dass! eday wich khudkushi karen di kerri gal a.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,

Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?

Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se:

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)