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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se peechay reh jata hai.
1 admi ne pocha:
?SARDAR G tohada ghora kera ae?
Sardar: ?Ohi. jinay sariyan nu agay laya hoya ae?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..
Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1350!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
i love u
sardar gusse me beti se bola:
jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
nurse:sardar ji mubarak ho aap ko baita hoa hai
sardar: acha meri biwi ko mat batana main usay surprise doon ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar ji was asked why he divorced his wife so he said "Yaar meri biwi bari hi characterless thi, shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhaqwaan se maangti thi."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)