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Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki
koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi:

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi:
Wife: MSC:
Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein
FSC/MSC Kia
Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate
Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur
FSC: Father Of Seven Children

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay
re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin
raha tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par
"WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang
di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi
hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main
"DIG" gya.
hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lassi Wich Makkhi

1 Sardar Lassi Pi Raha Tha.

BOY:Srdr G Lassi Wich Makkhi A.

Srdr:Fir Ki Ho Gya!
Dil Wada Hona Chaida,
Makkhi Ne Kinni Pe Leni A.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the

?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the Itne
me daku ka kafila aya aur unki behen ko utha k le
gya
Sardr-Aj didi na hoti to hamare sare paise lut jate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
... .
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a
daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mobile aur ptcl me farq

Sardar:mobile aur ptcl me kia farq hai?
Pathan bahut soch kar bola: ptcl me number ungli se aur mobile se angothe se dail karte hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Lash Lambi umer hai

Sardar ka parosi mar gia sardar us k gher gia
sardar:lash aa gai hai.
Itfaq se usi waqt lash aa gai
sardar:hanse huwe lo daso kedi lambi umer hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857

Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jung mein 8
dushmano ki taangein kaat di thin..
Dost: Gardanein Q nahi kaatin?
Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar train ki patti pay

Ek sardar train ki patti pay leta hoa tha. Ek
banday ne pocha: ye kiya kar rahe ho. Train aye to
mar jao gay.
Sardar ne jawab diya: mere uper say hawaye jahaz
chala gya to train kiya cheez hai :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar park me baitha tha.

Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt
barbad kar raha hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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