Search Results for 'sardar'

Friend and sardar

Friend:sardar g ap ki bv ko chamr jaye to ap kia tareeqa karen ge

sardar me ki karna jin di apni galti hai ap bughtay ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Girl friend pe shairy

Girl friend:janu mujh par shairy banau
sardar:in kali kali zulfun se karti ho andera

ho jao ganji aur kar do saweera

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Patry cross karni hai

Sardar:shalimar express kitne baje ayegi?
Tt:9 baje
sardar:local train?
Tt:1 bajy, ap ne kahan jana hai?
Sardar:patri cross karni hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.



Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.

Dost:

Grdnain q nai katin

Srdar:

Wo pehly he kti pari thi…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia



1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia

1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?

Tiger: dimag khraab kr dia tha, kb se keh rha tha

“inni wddi billi”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!

Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!
Per azad 1947 men kun hua?
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.
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17 sal se faisla kar rahe the k pathan kon leyga aur sardar kon leyga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta
hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Techer Sardar Say

Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein
"Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho
Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein
Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji..

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
SURPRISE

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
How many apples can u eat

Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with
empty stomach?
Sardar:4 apples.
Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd
apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko
b bataon ga,
Sardar to his frnd:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Frnd:6 apples
Sardar: O jaa yaar.. tu 4 bolda ty enna shugal
lagna c…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can
you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:I really like u.

Sardar:
I really like u.
Girl:
Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?
Sardar:
Lo kar lao gal,
friendship hoi nae,
farmaeshaan shuru

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne
pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair
( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or
bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)