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Sardar ki girlfriend in romantic mode

Sardar ki girlfrend in romantic mood
“Ghar pe koi nahi hai Aa jao
Sardar:
“Tu mere ghar aja mery ghar mein sab log hain
tera dil laga rahega”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar phatan k bache ko dehk ker bola

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar piza lene

Sardar pizza lene aik pizza shop pe geya
Shop wala:
-”sir pizza k 4 piece krney hain ya 8?”
Sardar:-
4 kar de yar Pata nai 8 khadey v jandey ne k nai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Qjatay Ho?

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One day a foreigner came to sardar’s village.

One day a foreigner came to sardar’s village.
He asked if there any great man born.
Sardar replied, ” No sir! only small babies born
here.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 boys where going on a motor

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar
shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen
ga…!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar went to hotel manager

Sardar went to hotel manager hurriedly and said:
Come with me.
My wife wants to jump out of the window.
Manager: Then what can I do sir?
Sardar: Window is not opening.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tell me the names of any 5animals

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5
animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost

Sardar: Today my neighbour’s child got lost. I
suggested and they beat me harly.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: I said them to search in google.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There were continously coming I Love You messages

There were continously coming I Love You messages
on a sardar’s mobile phone.
2nd sardar made fun of him about that.
1st sardar said: No, no, its not mine. I have
brought my wife’s mobile phone today by mistake.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hitler during his speech:

Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my
dictionary.”
Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar. will you marry

Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Truck dehk ker tum dar kiun jate ho.

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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