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time is too sloow

Time Is Too Slow For Those Who Wait,
Too Swift For Those Who Fear,
Too Long For Those Who Grieve,
Too Short For Those Who Rejoice,
But For Those Who Love,


Time Is ETERNITY

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Girl (Wearing Short Clothes)

Girl (Wearing Short Clothes): Main Bahut Young Lag Rahi Hoon Na ?? =D
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Boy: Ye Bhi Utaar Do, New Born Baby Lago Gi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
considering his achievements

Considering his achievements

of creating shortage of

wheat

gas

power

sugar

water



Musharaf has been given

the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short

Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.

Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj short skirt kyun pehan k i ho

Teacher: Aaj short skirt kyun pehan k i ho?
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Girl: Madam, aaj half day hai na iss liye. Full day par full dress pehenti hoon!!
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ALL boys: Madam, kabhi holidayz mein bhi class lo na ek baar plz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Oxford Ka Matlab Kya Hai

Short Man: Mr Funny, bole to yeh Ford kya hai?

Mr Funny: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Short: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Mr Funny: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apna Father ka name batao

Teacher:
Apna Father ka name batao
Lekin shortcut andaz ma batao.

Student:
CNG.

Teacher:
Ya Kaisa Name Ha.

Student:
Chaudhry Nisar Ghonga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A rich Sardarji needed blood

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Russian ship was sinking.

A Russian ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An interesting fact .

An interesting fact ...

Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die...

In short ...

Sab ne top karna hai, lekin parhtay howay maut aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After death, man

After death, man asks the hell manager: Can i make a short call to my spouse?

Hell manager: OK.

Man after call: How much should i pay for it?

Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa asks Priest:

Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women sobeautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.

Santa thinks for a short time...

... Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?
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Priest: So that they will love you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Joke - Boy or Girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
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