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How can one person make

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Seeing his wife

Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not.

He painted it from his sharp memory!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I want to marry a smart woman

Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There's a bomb in my garden

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!

Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo samsung keh raha tha

nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha tha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife!

Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?

Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Angoor bech rha tha

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor! My son swallowed

Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key! Doctor: When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?

Santa: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab

Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?
Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I’m Going Ka Matlab??

Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ke Pappa Kaise Hain

Santa: Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The

Banta: Ab Kaise He?

Santa: Teek Honge
Kal Se Kue Se Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Hui Hai?

Santa Was Inserting Dog’s Tail
Into Pipe

Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi
Seedhi Hui Hai Aajtak?

Santa: Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend
Kar Raha Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I M Already Married

Santa Kissed His Girl Friend In The Park

Girl: Plz Ye Sb Shadi Se Pehle

Santa: Dont Worry Darling
I M Already Married

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi

Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)