Office jate waqt
Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia
German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha
pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy
agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
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Ant 1:
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Ant 2:
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