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Some stupid students

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chemical formula for water

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Can Prove Anything

Teacher: Ek Tota Haathi K Uper Betha Aur
Haathi Mar Gaya..
Prove How is This Possible.??
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Pathan:
Pehly Haathi Ka Naam Tota Rakho Aur
Totay Ka Naam Hathi,,
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Then This Is Possible.. ;-) ;-p

Pathan Can Prove Anything :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Use the word "beans"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fat cow give you

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Egg!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the Goat give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled

History Teacher:
Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?
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Pathan: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad,
Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

Hhahahha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exams Song

"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

Thaka Thaka Jo Feel Kare Wo Ja K Thora Juice Gatak Le..

Jis Ko Cheating Nai Kerni Wo Ja K Apni Bhains Charaye..

Bas Aaj Ki Baat Hy Kal Se Wohi Syape Hen..

Ji Bhar K Chaap Lo Na Facebook Na Goole Hen..

Center Me Apna Raaj Hai Darny Ki Kiya Baat Hai..

Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai Ye To Bas Shuruat Hai..

Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
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Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
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Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ijazat

Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??

Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Admi K Pass 3 Anday

Teacher: Ek Admi K Pass 3 Anday Thy..
Us Ny 2 Anday Kha Liye
1 Anda Q Nahi Khaya??


Pathan: Sir Ek Me Se
"Chooza" Nikal Aya Hoga.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum late kion aye ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck
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Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
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Student: Who, Me?
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Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)

by lescol (few years ago!)
2+2=5

Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??

Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.

Teacher: Wo Kese??

Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)
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