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atif03 Age: 46 4999 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	In wHich wOrDz An EngLish tEacher Will eXpLain “AMIR’S BODY” In gHajni. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? BoDy Language” Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Wo konsa poet hay jin ki shayari main kafi dard hay? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . . KHWAJA MIR DARD Q K onke har ghazal k maktay may “dard” zarur ata hay! Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2014 03:54:10 PM

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Q1:Wht is RED & goes TRING TRING??
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Ans: a tomato..! & TRING TRING waz 2 confuse u!

Here’s 1 more!
Q2.wht is RED & goes on TRING TRING??
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Ans: the door bell & RED was 2 confuse u!

Q3.wht is RED & goes TRING TRING??
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Ans: a cake..! & both were 2 confuse u!

Anyways! 1 more!
Q4:wht is RED & goes TRING TRING?
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Ans: Fire brigade obviously…!
& u thought I was trying 2 confuse u.

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Posted on April, 07 2014 12:38:22 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	TelL Me Whch “AnimaL” CaN’T Walk, Speak, Listen, It’s Not a t0y. Anx? This Iz tHe “ANIMAL” Word whch iZ WritTen aT BLank pAge Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 07 2014 12:47:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do you know the value of a minute ? Well it depends on which side of the toilet door you are….. :-D Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 07 2014 12:48:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Wo k0n c Mehndi Hai Ji?ay gIrLz Dekhti Hain Magr Lgati Nahi? Hina Mehndi No. . .! KaALi Mehndi, No. . .! Anx iZ. DaLaIr Mehndi Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	If a baby is born in Africa… Wh8 will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? Why U waste this much time ! How will a new born baby have teeth.? ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 07 2014 12:52:48 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	wo kya hay jo kabhi kabhi to seedha ho jata hay aur baz dafa latak b jata hay? . . . MONKEY (BANDAR) ! Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Aysi konsi MACHLI (FISH) hay jo pani me nahi ter sakti? . . MARI HOI MACHLI!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 07 2014 12:59:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	AiSi kOn hA jIs kO aAp gALe LaGaYe aUr wO aAp kA gALa dAbAyE ? Socho Socho . . . NaHe pAtA I tELL U ApP kI tIe …;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 07 2014 01:01:46 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	How Can You Tell When A Lawyer Is Lying… ? . . . Whenever You See His Lips Moving … ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 07 2014 01:04:55 PM

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0irha0 said:
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is Lying… ?
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Lol.. 0riha0 .. it means that's lawyer's are always lying.. means whenever they open mouth just lie ??
this is not correct ............... !

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Posted on April, 07 2014 05:10:34 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	A Man Was Injected With A Deadly Poison, But, It Did Not Kill Him. Why … ?? . . . . Think . . . . Think Harder . . . . . . . Coz He Was Already Dead… ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 08 2014 08:36:35 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek hAatHi kO AutOrIcksHaw MeIn kAiSe dAaLeNgE Socho Socho SiMpLe MusHkiL sE Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 08 2014 08:37:40 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Insaaniyat Ko Pizza Pe Laga K Kha Sakty Hyn…!! Don’t Wonder !! I Tell You The Reason Because Insaaniyat Bhi Ek CHEESE Hoti Hy … ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 08 2014 08:38:47 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti, Batao Chalo Mein btata hun. Ans. FIRE BRIGADE, Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi, Aag lagana hy Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 08 2014 09:12:52 PM

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	Posted on April, 08 2014 09:17:34 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What Iz PurE & SiMpLe Definiti0n of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (In Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (In Government Sect0r) Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 08 2014 09:20:59 PM