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atif03 Age: 46 4999 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

madihajamil

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:12:30 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:17:38 AM

madihajamil

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:18:49 AM

madihajamil

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:19:55 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:21:51 AM

madihajamil

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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:25:03 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:26:13 AM

madihajamil

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Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...
Grl frnd.Kiya?

Boy Friend English Anti lice) shampoo..

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:27:25 AM

madihajamil

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Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li

aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:29:27 AM

madihajamil

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Chaudhary to his adopted son:

Son what is the height of laziness?

Son: what more than adopting a child

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:31:41 AM

madihajamil

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Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle pr char

Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nhi aai?

Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:32:42 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 12:05:26 PM

madihajamil

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Maalik Nokar Se: Is Mehngai K Dor Me Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker: Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:07:09 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.;-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:12:32 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:17:54 PM

madihajamil

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:21:58 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 12:24:23 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai: Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 02:02:20 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 02:15:52 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 02:18:20 PM

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