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atif03


Age: 47 Male
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Status : Offline		 Subject : chutakly aj kay
A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


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Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
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Points : 82

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:12:30 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:17:38 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:18:49 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:19:55 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:21:51 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
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Status : Offline		 I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:25:03 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:26:13 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...
Grl frnd.Kiya?

Boy Friend English Anti lice) shampoo..

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:27:25 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li

aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:29:27 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Chaudhary to his adopted son:

Son what is the height of laziness?

Son: what more than adopting a child

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:31:41 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle pr char

Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nhi aai?

Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:32:42 AM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:05:26 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Maalik Nokar Se: Is Mehngai K Dor Me Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker: Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:07:09 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
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Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.;-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:12:32 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:17:54 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:21:58 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 12:24:23 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

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Posted on February, 17 2014 02:02:20 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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Posted on February, 17 2014 02:15:52 PM
madihajamil


Age: 28 Female
3971 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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Posted on February, 17 2014 02:18:20 PM
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