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atif03 Age: 46 4999 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

madihajamil

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Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:17:07 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:21:09 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:24:10 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jo Log Garam Pani Main ELFY Dal Ke Nahaty Hain Wo Log Kabhi Toot K Bikhra Nahi Krty Zubeida Apa K Totkay. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:28:08 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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Points : 82

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Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...
Grl frnd.Kiya?

Boy Friend English Anti lice) shampoo..

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:29:56 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:33:50 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun? Dost: To bank se loan le lo Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:36:32 PM

madihajamil

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Chaudhary to his adopted son:

Son what is the height of laziness?

Son: what more than adopting a child

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:38:03 PM

madihajamil

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Major Rohail-

Tum ne machli(fish) pani

Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-

Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone

Ke kya zrorat hy

Wo to rehti he pani me hai

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:40:15 PM

madihajamil

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Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle pr char

Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nhi aai?

Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:41:31 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:44:07 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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Husband ne paan khareed kar wife ko khanay k liye diya

Wife: aap ne apnay liye q nahi liya ?

Husband: darling me to wesay he khamosh rehta hun

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:47:36 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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If Time Doesn't Wait For You.

Don't Worry!
Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life!

"Aah! Great People Great Thoughts.

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:50:17 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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Points : 82

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:53:08 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

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Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:55:06 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:56:29 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia. Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho, Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:58:22 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 02:00:08 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3964 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 02:01:57 PM

HAQ Age: 26 4341 days old here Total Posts: 1277 Points : 36 Location: Kahuta, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice joke Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 05:02:25 PM

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