Santa: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Ghar Nhi Aa Skta

Car Ka Steering Gera Sb Chori
Ho Gya

After 5 Min

He Calls

Aa Rha Hu

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gya
Tha

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"

Police:Ye kaise huwa ?

Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene gaya huwa tha.

One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.