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atif03 Age: 47 5041 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

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Teacher to Santa: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?

Santa: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

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Posted on February, 04 2014 10:23:02 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha very unny santas answer mujhe bara funny laga hai nice joke Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 05 2014 11:20:19 AM

madihajamil

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A Pathan Calls Wife

Ghar Nhi Aa Skta

Car Ka Steering Gera Sb Chori
Ho Gya

After 5 Min

He Calls

Aa Rha Hu

Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gya
Tha

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:10:06 AM

madihajamil

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:34:26 AM

madihajamil

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:38:44 AM

madihajamil

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:42:40 AM

madihajamil

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Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:44:19 AM

madihajamil

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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".

Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:48:00 AM

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Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”

Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:52:11 AM

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A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:55:27 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 10:58:19 AM

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"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:01:38 AM

madihajamil

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Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:04:43 AM

madihajamil

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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:07:51 AM

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As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.

"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:10:56 AM

madihajamil

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Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,

Police:Ye kaise huwa ?

Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene gaya huwa tha.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:16:10 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 11:23:13 AM

madihajamil

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A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa` .

One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:39:58 AM

madihajamil

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Aik shekh ne new car li aur us per apne office gya.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:55:22 AM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 31 4003 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	atif bhai aj kal ap nazar nai aty kahan hoty ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 06 2014 01:04:10 PM

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