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atif03 Age: 47 5006 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3971 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge? Santa: Shadi Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge? Santa-Dulha Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai Santa- Dulhan Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:30:51 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3971 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:40:42 PM

madihajamil

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Teacher:-

"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha.

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:41:58 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	very nice chutkalay hain mjhe achay lagay. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 04:33:50 PM

khuramms Age: 41 4708 days old here Total Posts: 5939 Points : 224 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Atif bhai topic post kar k ghayab hogayee aap ?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 05:12:50 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai wo shayd busy hogaye hongay na..... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 05:19:42 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

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Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur sir tum se pyar karti hoon

Dukandar: haan hai

Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo

Kay

2 darjan pack kar do

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:34:26 AM

madihajamil

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Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:36:35 AM

madihajamil

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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:38:14 AM

madihajamil

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Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?

Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.

Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.

Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:39:50 AM

madihajamil

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:41:45 AM

madihajamil

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Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:43:33 AM

madihajamil

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Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:46:14 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3971 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha Saas: Kon aaya hai beti, Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 10:53:47 AM

madihajamil

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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

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Posted on February, 03 2014 10:56:18 AM

madihajamil

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BRITISH: WHY U ALL MUSLIMS R IN DIFFRENT COLOURS? LOOK V R ALL WHITE

DR ALLAMA IQBAL SAID: HORSES R IN DIFFERENT COLOUR BUT ALL DONKEY R SAME.

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:01:37 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3971 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya. to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la kar pelata hai. ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say. bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse gaya hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:03:51 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3971 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi. Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:05:23 AM

madihajamil

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Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,

Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,

Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:07:14 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3971 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY" ....Nahe pata i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:08:43 AM

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