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atif03 Age: 47 5009 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa, Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe, Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:10:06 AM

madihajamil

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1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye

1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??

Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:11:07 AM

madihajamil

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2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

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Posted on February, 03 2014 11:12:21 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	SARDAR AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:13:35 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 03 2014 11:14:44 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4669 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	atif bhai app k btay huwe chutkly ajj b chal rahy hain yahan Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 03:16:01 AM

madihajamil

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Boss will be Boss...

My Boss texted me... "Oye! joke bhej..."

I replied: "Sir, abhi mein kaam kar raha hon..."

After sometime Boss replied: "Mat joke tha... aur bhej yaar..."

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Posted on February, 04 2014 11:24:52 AM

madihajamil

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There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

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Posted on February, 04 2014 11:27:34 AM

2waqar Age: 34 3993 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Very nice.. Ab log aise post q nhi krtay.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 11:46:53 AM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wo mera sab kuch hai bas mera muqadar nahi Faraz? Kaash wo mera kuch na hota sirf mera muqadar hota… Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 12:45:10 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	dayam para hua tere dar par nahi hun main khak aisi zindagi pe k paththar nahi hun main Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 12:53:32 PM

madihajamil

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Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?

L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

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Posted on February, 04 2014 12:56:15 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING. PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 12:58:33 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar : Maa khush khabri hai. Maa: Bool bata. Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:01:23 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:02:24 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:04:50 PM

madihajamil

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:06:03 PM

madihajamil

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:08:55 PM

madihajamil

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:13:02 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3974 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:14:24 PM

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