chutakly aj kay - Masti Box! - Pakistan's Largest Infotainment Portal

GET your 100% PAKISTANI bumper sticker FREE now! Click here to order it online. FREE for all Members of Pak101.com!

Forums > Masti Box! > chutakly aj kay

atif03 Age: 47 5041 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:37:23 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:38:54 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Dedicated To all Girls

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:42:19 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"

When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",

When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",

When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",

When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",

But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"

"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:43:37 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:44:47 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb dukandar:what is black bulb pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:50:38 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k saath Bus Stop per deekha. Inspector: Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy? Pathan: Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:52:06 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:53:24 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:55:43 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

.
.
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 01:57:52 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya. Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga. Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.? Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 02:00:22 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d bus he was driving ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 02:01:32 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 02:03:07 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

no likes.

Posted on January, 30 2014 02:04:25 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4326 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	yahan pe to poetry shuru hogae hay yaaar... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 02:32:18 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha mujhe to ye jokes buht pasand ay hain...pathan wala buht funny hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 05:40:06 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4326 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai ye chutakly ka mtlab kiya hay mjhe koi btaega.... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 06:22:49 PM

2waqar Age: 34 4025 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Very nice sharing.. Boht achy aur mazy ki chatkhary hain ye tau Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 11:56:40 PM

zaidmughal Age: 32 4852 days old here Total Posts: 242 Points : 102 Location: Mipurkhas, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha nice ones dear.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:12:03 AM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Mutahin Saheb aik lamhey kay liye kamra imtehan se baher gaye wapis aaye to dekha keh imtahan dene waley chand bachey aik doosrey kay sath baith kar aapus main batein karrahey hain. Mutahin nay foran qareeb aakar poocha yeh kia ho raha hai. Aapni aapni jagha se kiun uth kar yahan aagaye ho? Percha aapas main batain ker ke kiun ker rahe ho.
Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia hamarey sir ne kaha tha kay har kam aapas mein mil jul kar karna chahiye.

no likes.

Posted on January, 31 2014 11:37:34 AM

Reply Quote Selected

Reply to Topic