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atif03 Age: 47 5041 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
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madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl:It’s 2 tight Boyon’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:39:50 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:41:21 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:42:42 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:45:13 AM

madihajamil

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Posted on January, 31 2014 11:49:39 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police wala (chor sey): Tum is ghar mein kyun ghussey they? Chor: Sir inhon ney ghar key bahar welcome ka board laga rakha tha Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:52:02 AM

madihajamil

Age: 29

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Wife: Agar main waqt hoti to log meri kitni qadar krte..........

Husband: Log tumhe Dekh k dar jaty.......

Wife: Wo kyn ?.......

Husband: Log kehtay wo dekho bura waqt aa raha hy..

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Posted on January, 31 2014 11:54:35 AM

madihajamil

Age: 29

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GIRL:I Love u...

BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.

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Posted on January, 31 2014 11:56:55 AM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 11:58:38 AM

madihajamil

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Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.

Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:00:14 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
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Points : 82

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Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:01:22 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:04:35 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

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Question By The
STUDENTS ...

If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:07:08 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

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Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per......

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->)

Dedicated 2 all Dukhi Student

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:09:25 PM

madihajamil

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1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:13:42 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

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Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?

Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:15:50 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:17:55 PM

madihajamil

Age: 29

4006 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS

1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.

2. Hmsha late class me jao is trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.

3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.

4.kbi test na do q k beizati k 2 marks se izzat k ABSENT acha hy

Dedicated to genius students...

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Posted on January, 31 2014 12:20:41 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munnu-teacher hamare ghar me aaj bhai aane wala hay Teacher-woh kaise? Munnu-pichle baar mummy admit thi to behan aayi Is baar papa admit hay Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:24:47 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 12:29:03 PM

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