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atif03


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Status : Offline		 Subject : chutakly aj kay
A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


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Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 1 Pathan America Gya
Waha Wo Church M Gya To
Achanak Ghanta Bja “Tunnn”
Ittefaq Se Light B 7 Hi Chali Gai,
Pathan Dar K Bhaga
Or Bola: “Bhago Undertaker Agaya”

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:38:12 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Pathan Hotel Mein ROAST Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha. Paas May Betha “Indian” DAAL Kha Raha Tha,
Usne PTHAN Se Tanziya Andaz Mein Pucha:

KHAN! Tumhary Elaqay Mein “KUTTAY” Kya Khatay Hein?
PATHAN: DAAL:-)

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:39:19 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee. Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?
Pathan: O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:40:19 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se Puchta Hy K, Yara Kya Tm Ne Generator Ma
Petrol Ki Jaga COCACOLA DALA HY?

2nd Pathan; Nhn Yara
1st Pathan: To Yeh Brrrr Brrrr Q Krta Hy?

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:41:24 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 1 Aadmi Doorbeen Se Asman Dekh Rha Tha Pathan Bhe Pas Khara Ho Kar Dekhne Lga

Achank 1 Tara Tuta
Pathan Zor Se Chilaya:

“Wah Ustad Kya Nishana Hai.;-):-D

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:19:27 PM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….

Larki:
Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…

Pathan:
Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:20:46 PM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:22:12 PM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Ek aadmi (khumb mele me) Hey Prabhu, Teri Kripa se khumb k mele me bhai bhai ko bichadte dekha hai.......... kabhi pati patni par bhi apni kripa barsao..........!!

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:23:24 PM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

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Posted on February, 11 2014 03:24:37 PM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:03:41 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:05:18 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye

Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:07:16 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:19:06 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Santa ko police kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

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Posted on February, 13 2014 11:24:50 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye ...

aik orat jiski omer 62 saal hai ...har baar ki tarah is baar bhi ghar say bhaag gaye hai ...

maa ka naam WAPDA hai ...aur baap ka KESC batati hai ...

uska naam ghalti say bijli rakh dia gaya hai ...

jisse bhi mile Khuda kay liyaa ..
oske susraal bhijwa dain ...

faqt uski saas
AWAAM

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Posted on February, 14 2014 11:04:09 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:22:10 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:23:25 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

"What was all that about?" He replied,

"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

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Posted on February, 17 2014 10:24:42 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?

L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:04:57 AM
madihajamil


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Status : Offline		 A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:10:56 AM
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