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atif03 Age: 46 4999 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail . . . . . In Both the Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time n’ Write on Walls.. !! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:39:03 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do any one knows the two persons… . . … … … . . . . Who shake hands in Nokia cell phones ? :-D Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:41:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend In The Same College Or School Where You Study??? . . . . . . . . . . . 100% Attendance … =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:43:06 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other… ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 08:41:03 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is more useful after it is broken? An egg Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 08:43:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Which is the most shocking city? Electri-city Name two things u can never eat before breakfast? Dinner & Lunch How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan? None, only babies were born. If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is? Time to buy a new clock ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 09:18:37 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Most Dangerous P.J. ever- ( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful ) Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..? . . . . “USB”;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 09:19:54 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep. Answer: It’s When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk… :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 09:21:56 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	The answer to d toughest question ever is here!! wen do u know U r in LOVE….. U know U r in LOVE wen U start looking for the cheapest mobile plan Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 09:23:47 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university’:’ -: how to yawn without opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: how to believe that this lecture will end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . . Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 09:25:30 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Question: Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai . . . Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 30 2014 07:37:27 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua? . . Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta thakur k haath hi nhi thay. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:19:58 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	How can we prevent Noise Pollution? Keep vehicle horn in silent mode! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:21:24 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	[How good r U at chemistry???] Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium, Nickel and Iron? . . . . . . . . Ans: KNiFe. Got confused? Ok. Just see Xplanatn: Chemical symbol of Potassium = K, Nickel = Ni and Iron = Fe. So, There combinatn is ‘K Ni Fe’ : Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:25:07 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	– what’s the definition of women? Ans – someone who talks for hours while standing at the door but won’t sit because of lack of time !! :-);-) Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:27:13 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4303 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
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Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did
all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests
it?
3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made
out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say “you’ve been working like a dog”
when dogs just sit around all day?

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Posted on March, 31 2014 12:28:29 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink…. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:29:53 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Who is the leader of ducks? Ans. Frog Why? Because frog is MAINDUCK Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:31:03 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	TEST… Agar aap se kaha jaye k, “chaar zero ek sath” likh k dikhayen, to aap kese likhen ge? . . . . 0000 . aisey? . . . . g nai . . 4017 Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 31 2014 12:33:47 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai?? Socho Nahe pata Chalo hum batate hain . “MIANWALI” Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 03 2014 06:22:12 PM

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