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atif03


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Subject : chutakly aj kay
A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


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Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM


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2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:22:25 PM

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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:24:14 PM

madihajamil


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Scientists finally found what was wrong the female brain.

They said the left side had nothing right and the right side had nothing left.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:25:52 PM

madihajamil


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Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”


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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:27:41 PM

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Ek admi baat karte waqt uski mobile ko charge khatam ho gaya
:dur, mobile ka charge kiun khatam hota hai?

:sir, mobile ko CNG pe convert karo paysa khatam hoga magar charge khatam nahi hoga.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:36:06 PM

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:41:44 PM

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Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hun


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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:50:24 PM

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Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega

Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:53:13 PM

madihajamil


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Santa:O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?

Biwi: Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai
Exident Ho Jaye Iske Pahale Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai

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Posted on February, 06 2014 01:57:52 PM

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Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height

Hero:I Don’t Knw Swiming

Sardar Jee :Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …

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Posted on February, 06 2014 02:00:44 PM

madihajamil


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Sardar Went 2 Temple
Seein D People Puttin Coins In 2 d Box

Sardar Said:
Wah!!Its Amazin..
People Talkin 2 GOD Thro
Coin Phone Without Reciever!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 02:08:14 PM

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very nice funny chutakly i like this..

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Posted on February, 06 2014 02:52:03 PM

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Santa: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia

Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na

Santa: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

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Posted on February, 06 2014 10:51:40 PM

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kya koi btaye ga k chutakly ka matlb kya hota hai

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:32:58 PM

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hahah vry funy

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Posted on February, 07 2014 12:28:13 AM

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Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:48:26 AM

madihajamil


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Sardar Went 2 Temple
Seein D People Puttin Coins In 2 d Box

Sardar Said:
Wah!!Its Amazin..
People Talkin 2 GOD Thro
Coin Phone Without Reciever!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:52:40 AM

madihajamil


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Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Boht Serious Tha Bas Yaar Iss Sey Bara Jhoot
Mujh Sey Nahee Bola Jata

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Posted on February, 07 2014 09:56:53 AM

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Sardar Askd The QuaIification 4rom Beautiful Girl

Girl Replied: Double M.A

Sardas Askd: Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:00:02 AM

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Sardar (Apne Bete Se Bola):
Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:04:39 AM