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atif03 Age: 47 5041 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… > Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good? > Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife beating, > insensitive lout…it’s just > the money. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:45:21 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… > Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? > Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa > marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you > dumb witted moron. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:46:27 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… > Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? > Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…… Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 11:55:11 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks… > Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. > Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and > now it’s in flames!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 11:56:13 AM

0irha0

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First Question:
You are partinipating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in ?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person,
you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don’t take as
much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 11:58:31 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are…? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person ? You’re not very good at this, are you ? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:00:21 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4345 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic ! Note: This must be done in your
head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000.
Now add 10. What is the total ?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator !
Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you’ll get
the last question right…. …Maybe…..

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:01:22 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4345 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
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Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO ! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again !
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to
buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 01:25:06 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? No! Em trainin 2 die. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 01:26:29 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	2. When It’s rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: – r u going out in dis rain? No,in the next 1. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 12:53:20 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	3. ur friend calls ur home fone:- Where r u? At de bus stop! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 12:55:10 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- Did u just hav a bath? No, I fell in de toilet bowl ! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 12:56:38 PM

7127170g Age: 27 4189 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	dtkasfadadfadadadadadasjaj Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 01:13:54 PM

7127170g Age: 27 4189 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 01:18:19 PM

7127170g Age: 27 4189 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	ge kia problem ha Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 01:19:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- Goin up? No, no, em waitin 4 my apartmnt 2 come down & get me. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 05:29:45 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose Fl.wers? No baby! Dey r Carrots. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 05:31:44 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	7. U’r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here? Em here 2 pay my uni fee..!:-D Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 05:34:16 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Million Dollar Question… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aj kal ki Larkia MAKE-UP Ziada kerti hain Ya BREAK- up.?.?.? <-; Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:36:37 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4345 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER - Question-What do you do after india wins the football world cup ? Answer. Switch off the playstation :P Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 29 2014 07:37:52 PM

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