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atif03 Age: 46 4999 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : chutakly aj kay A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	hr koi bechare sardaron ke piche kun para h kya kasoor kiya h becharoon ne Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:21:35 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear Samsung, If You Design A Phone For Human Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It … Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:23:56 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is WILLPOWER :: It is When you see 30 Notification, 20 grls Msgs and 10 items requests?.. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . And still you Click ?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy?? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:34:39 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Serious question If Harry Potter has magical power… Why the hell he needs to wear glasses? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:36:23 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Intresting confusions;- 1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain? 2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai? 3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi? 4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti? 5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai? Do you have any idea??? Rply.. \|D <:O ;} Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 06:37:31 PM

7127170g Age: 27 4147 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hello by jan agar ap ko koe problem ho to ham sy shar karenn ham ap ke madad karenn ga Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 08:49:44 PM

7127170g Age: 27 4147 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Like no likes.
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7127170g Age: 27 4147 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	helllo ge koe problem ho to batyenn Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 08:53:36 PM

7127170g Age: 27 4147 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 8 Location: Dahranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hellloooooooooooooooo geeeeeeeeeeeeee any problem ho to batenn Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 27 2014 08:55:41 PM

0irha0

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Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations
1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps
on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you
try again?
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round
or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!
4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey!
Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding…

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:07:12 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What do you call a black man flying a plane? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . if you tried to think other than pilot you are racist Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:08:35 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears?? . . . . A Classic Answer.. . . . . . . . Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART” & Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”….xD :P Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:11:20 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the fastest thing we type? . . . . . . . . “OUR PASSWORD” Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:13:11 AM

0irha0

Age: 31

4303 days old here
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| Answer Them If You Can |
> Why doesnt Tarzan have beard?
> Why is there light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> Why do pple pay to go up tall building, & thn put
money in Binocular to look at things on the ground?
> Why do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little
star & A B C D have da same rythm?
Stop singing and read on….
> If corn oil is made from Corn, and vegetable oil is
made from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made
from?
> Does pushing the Elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:16:56 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions?? > 10 most stupid questions’ people usually ask in > obvious situations and > some equally stupid answers. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:19:48 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends… > Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? > Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over > here.. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:22:14 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on > your feet… > Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? > Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….. > why don’t you try again. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:28:10 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask… > Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. > Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:32:47 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter > Stupid Question:- Is the ‘Paneer Butter Masala’ dish good?? > Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated > cement. We occasionally also spit in it. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:35:58 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4303 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after > years… > Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big. > Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk > yourself. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:39:07 AM

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