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atif03


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Subject : chutakly aj kay
A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


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Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM


madihajamil


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Sarder: Mera Bill Kitna He?

Call Center Girl:
To Knw Ur Curent Bill Dial 123

Sarder: Abe Gdheki Aulad
Me Curent Ka Nhi Mobile
K Bill Ki Bat Kar RAha Hu!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:34:32 AM

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aaj ke liye tu ye hi chutkalay kafi hain aur koi hian tu aap share hi kar dian yahan

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Posted on February, 09 2014 06:04:07 PM

abdulhannan05


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ye perspective ka lafz aap nay use kun koya hia yaar rehnay doo ye lafaaz ka heer pheer

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Posted on February, 09 2014 06:15:54 PM

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hahahahaha yaar buht hi funny joke hai current or mobile billl very funny again

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Posted on February, 09 2014 07:00:39 PM

madihajamil


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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:14:16 AM

madihajamil


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1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:16:13 AM

madihajamil


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santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:17:37 AM

madihajamil


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1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.

American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.

American: Wats This?

SARDAR: Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:21:40 AM

madihajamil


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Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Barat K Sth Gya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Ksi Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:
Barat Me Dulhe K Bap Ne Awaz Lagai,

”Me Munday Da Abba,Kithe Kuri Da Abba?” Kuri Ka Baap Utha Or
Un Dono Ne Aps Me Pagrian Change Kar Li.

Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai,
”Me Munde Da Chacha,Kithay Kuri Da Chacha?” Uno Ne Kameez Change Kar Li
Os K Bad Mujse Raha Na Gya,
Mene Kaha,Me Munde Da YAR,Kithay Kuri Da YAR?
Bus Fair Danday, Sotay Te Jutian Change Hoiyan

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:22:43 AM

madihajamil


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A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.

SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR: Likh De Puttar “Very Long”

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:24:06 AM

madihajamil


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Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia
Aur 2 Ghanty Bad Nikla
Bahr Betha Jamadar Bola:
40 Rupy

Sardar Bola: Me Tatti Keti Aa Yahoo Ty Chat Nai.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:25:51 AM

madihajamil


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DEADLY IQ Of A Sardar
Whats The Oppsite Of Achaar?

Sardar: Onion! How?

Sardar: Achaar = Pickle
Pee-Kal So Oppsite Of
Pee- Kal = Pee Aaj Peaaj =Onion.

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:27:31 AM

madihajamil


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How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444
.
Think ?
First He Dails 98444 & Then
Press “REDIAL”…
Intelligent Like U

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:28:41 AM

madihajamil


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Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

.

.

.
Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:30:04 AM

madihajamil


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Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega

Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia

Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:31:15 AM

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How Will You Destroy A Submarine Full Of Sardars ?

Simple
Just Knock The Door And They Will Open It

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:32:23 AM

madihajamil


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Pathan: Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya

Friend: Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy

Pathan: Wo Main
Nay Chupa Di Thi,
Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!


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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:33:44 AM

madihajamil


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Pathan Ko Ladies Garments Shop Mein Salesman Ki Nokri Mili.

Aik Larki Aayi Aur Kaha:
Underwear Dikhao.

Pathan (Sharmate Hue):
Baaji ! Aaj Nahi Pehna..

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:34:44 AM

madihajamil


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Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya!

Chor Yar Tu Bhi Pathan Nikla
Joke To Oper Hi Khatam Hogyaa Hta…

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:35:54 AM

madihajamil


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Pathan: Aj Humra Juma Ka Namaz Nikal Gya, Dost: Kese?

Pathan: Imam Sab Bola
Apny Mobile Band Krden,
Humara Ghar Pe Tha.Jab Band
Kr K Aya To Jamat Nikl Gya…!;-)

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Posted on February, 11 2014 11:37:11 AM