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Eik Mard Aur Eik Aurat Ja Rahe Hain, Raste Main Eik Mard Aurat Se Phuchta Hai K Tumhare Sath Yeh Mard Kon Hai, To Aurat Kheti Hai k Is Ki Saas Meri Saas Apas Main Maan Beti Hain, Rishta Kya Huwa Dono Ka........!
Challange 4 All!
Tell Me On My Number....!
259 chars (2 sms)
1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata,
Batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai.....
Challange 4 All...
Tell Me On My NUmber.
194 chars (2 sms)
1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
Hy Dum Tu Batao :
320 chars (2 sms)
Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do
Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?
Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?
Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
258 chars (2 sms)
Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai
Kya Kar Raha Hai..
Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi
Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai
144 chars (1 sms)
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
147 chars (1 sms)
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
135 chars (1 sms)
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
117 chars (1 sms)
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
143 chars (1 sms)
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
137 chars (1 sms)
Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
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Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE
126 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
140 chars (1 sms)
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:
"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,
"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
149 chars (1 sms)